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LATE but... [VOICE]

MY ROOM!

Do you have any idea how long it took me to get everything arranged properly? With the magical seals and everything? Ages!

None of my things seem badly damaged, but even after everything's fixed, it'll be HOURS of work to get everything back where it was!

This is unacceptable.

[Filtered to the Fiertia]

All crewmembers, take note: Any order issued by First Mate Unicorn Slayer Jabu, ordering you to commit an illegal act, is an illegal order. Just as it is illegal for him to issue it, it is illegal for you to obey it.

I have no doubt that some of you will follow his lead regardless. But those who do not wish to are under no obligation to do so. Any orders he or anyone else issues to assist in a jailbreak are not legally valid orders, and do not have (and for that matter, should not) be obeyed.

[Filtered to Jabu]

Acting Captain Unicorn Slayer, are you authorizing this traitorous, deserting slime to resume officer duty? I need to know if I should be taking his head off for giving people orders or not.

[Filtered to the Fiertia]

Has anyone seen the Captain? I have important documents for him to sign, and I can't find him anywhere.

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[Filtered to Yuri and other Officers]

I've confined Mister Bernadette to his quarters. He decided to sit out the conflict with the 4423. He says that the reason is that he's under contract to not take action against the 4423's crew. I can't decide if hiding this obvious conflict of interests from us is better or worse than dereliction of duty.

I will refrain from saying 'I told you so', Captain.

[Filtered to the Fiertia]

A swarm of sky sharks!? What are the odds?

Anyone injured or unable to protect themselves, stick close to me. I should have enough magic left to protect you.

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[Fiertia]

Alright, you all heard him. Everybody drop what you're doing right now, it's time for us to dig some miners out. This is not a request. Medical teams, report to the scene immediately, and begin assisting with the wounded. If you need assistance moving people around, you are authorized to take command of whoever you need. Everyone else, grab a shovel, let's start shifting rock. Now!

[FIltered to the Fiertia | Voice]

Congratulations to our winners, mister Seta and Mr. Bernadette. I'm not certain what a Durian is, but..

...

Eugh, what is that horrible smell?

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[Public | Voice]

Argh, my head...

This is your fault, Yuri Lowell.

[Voice | Public]

A leak!? Of all the incompetent things to--

*catches a whiff of something, starts coughing and hacking*

Oh no, I think I just...*kaff kaff hack*

What...what are you...doing here? No! Get back! I'm not how I...*kaff* used to be. You'll regret it...

GET AWAY!

*the sound of her bludgeoning some poor crew member who was trying to see what was wrong with her, and then running off*

[Filtered to the Fiertia]

We need a cash infusion to cover the cost of repairs. Since this city is in close proximity to the Badlands, the solution is obvious. I'm going monster hunting. Anyone not otherwise occupied is welcome to join me.

[Voice | Filtered to the Fiertia]

I have eliminated all enemies on decks five and six.

...

Considerable repairs will be needed once this is all over.

[ooc: She got a little wild and sort of caused whichever of those two decks is on top to partially collapse. Welcome to Fairy Tail's world]

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[Filtered to the Fiertia]

Any male crewmembers who have had their clothing stolen can retrieve them from me.

Etna, you have additional work detail for several days as punishment.

[Filtered to the Officers of the Fiertia]

Which one of you let a pair of pirates trick their way onboard? I'm certain it wasn't me.

Relatedly, what should we do about the one who wants to stay? I'm tempted to hand him in to the authorities myself.