[Filtered to Jabu]

[thescarletknight]

Acting Captain Unicorn Slayer, are you authorizing this traitorous, deserting slime to resume officer duty? I need to know if I should be taking his head off for giving people orders or not.

Comments

[filtered to Erza]

[noturbitchkthx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't like it either. He just showed up and started ordering the crew to do stuff I'd already told him to do!

And the bastards listened!

[thescarletknight]

Is that a yes or a no? I have absolutely no compunctions about throwing him over the side if the answer is 'no'.

[noturbitchkthx.livejournal.com]

...Well. I think throwing him overboard would drive the crew to mutiny. They all like him.

[thescarletknight]

...you are just like the Captain.

Very well, if I must deal with this gutless buffoon, then I suppose I must.

[noturbitchkthx.livejournal.com]

Wait-- what are you going to do?

[thescarletknight]

Not toss him over the side, regrettably.

[noturbitchkthx.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Then how're you gonna deal with him?

[thescarletknight]

Treat him as an officer for the time being, at least until we're out of this crisis.